Wednesday, February 29, 2012

ZOMBIE VIPER

FINALLY!!! I got me a mess o' Zombie Vipers, indeed! As you may know, if you either keep track of this here blog of mine or just read older posts...I've been hankering and moaning for these G.I. Joe figures for some time. Back when they were shown off at either some convention or toy show, and  saw the initial figure images online, I knew I had to have several! Being a fan of both monsters and G.I. Joe meant that the Zombie Viper character was right up my friggin' alley, baby!

These were supposed to be part of the last wave of new Joe figures for 2011. As some may know, G.I. Joe stuff nowadays can be hard to find...it depends...I won't bore you with the grim details, but I know I was scared of never finding even one of these awesome Zombie Viper figures. As the Christmas season drew closer and time seemed to burn down to the wire, my hope admittedly diminished. It had been a good while since finding a figure gave me that good old fashioned fanboy squeal of dork-angst. As the new year came and most stores reset their shelves, I noticed G.I. Joe had vanished from many Wal-Marts. K-Mart hadn't carried Joe for a long time, Target seemed to barely stock new stuff and/or only have tons of Renegades figures, and Toys R Us still had the same scant selection of mixed old figures as well. My own hometown Wal-Mart was the only store for miles that actually kept Joe on the new modulars! What luck, right? Wrong! I eventually found out the on-hand counts were wrong...they got fixed, though. I'm actually not sure if they got ordered, to tell the truth. At any rate, it seemed even Hasbro's own site hadn't had the last wave up to order, so I came to the conclusion that they were probably not gonna be seen in stores. I had kept tabs on the eBay front for a while...just in case...and eventually broke down after I found a seller with a bunch of the Zombie Viper figures for sale at about ten bucks apiece...not bad considering other sellers either wanted or were getting $15+ dollars for the damn things! Bah! I bit the bullet and got six from one reputable seller. Normally, I hate scalpers, but sometimes (I hate to admit it) they are a necessary evil. Anyway, after a near Hellish week or so of waiting...they were mine!

Okay, with that said and done...onto the figure review and showcase!



Up until now...eh...I really never bothered showing of the packaging on my new Joes...simply because I collect loose figures, so part of me has no real care for showcasing packaged toys. Also, I tend to have little patience...I usually rip 'em right open! Since I had six...by the time the last one came up, my patience had mustered and I decided to snap some still-packaged shots of the specimen. That she blows! The small scale Joes' packaging has pretty much stayed true over the years...at least with the single packs. Still has the ol' filecard on the back you can clip out. I actually stopped saving them, since they take up a lot of space when you amass 'em! Eh...if I need to look 'em up... there's always the internet.

Part of the other reason I no longer "clip 'n' save" is because the more modern Joe files don't have that old fashioned special feel to 'em. They don't do it like Larry Hama used to. If you can' see it in the photo...Zombie Viper's file reads:

ZOMBIE-VIPERS are COBRA infantry troopers who have been given a mysterious chemical substance, Compound Z, that has turned them into drones. Wiped of all thought, the follow orders mindlessly and cannot be reasoned with or sidetracked. They have retained their skill at combat; in fact, their desire to fight has been increased, making them more dangerous than before. In other words, they are deadly zombie warriors.

Eh...not too fancy...kinda straight forward in the character bio. Leaves a lot to the imagination, I guess. So far these guys are "toy only" characters and have yet to appear in any cartoon, comic, or otherwise...at least none I know of. One might think this is Hasbro's attempt to jump on the zombie bandwagon, but not really. Back in the early 90s, we got the Toxo-Zombie character...a Toxo-Viper infected by a mixture of chemicals due to a faulty protective suit. This new zombie character is actually purposely exposed to an agent and not created by accident...so maybe it is kind of an attempt at keeping up with pop culture...I dunno. 



The loose figure seems to use the same core body parts as the actual Cobra Trooper...torso, upper arms, thighs...so can we assume this is a Cobra Trooper exposed to Compound Z or is the filecard reference to this guy originally just being an agent of Cobra selected/hired for the job of becoming a Zombie Viper troop? I hardly think anyone would be willing to become a mindless drone...no matter how evil or crazy they are...uh, then again......hmmm? I like to think becoming a Zombie Viper is either a punishment for insubordinate troops or a "trick" assignment. Maybe Zombie Vipers to be are just captured enemies or civilians? Who knows? The mind boggles! One of the reasons I came to love this character. With no other media to explain a back story, the possibilities can pour out of your own mind!


The figure itself is awesome...arms, legs, and head are all-new sculpts...as are the accessories. Like many new Joes, this guy has removeable web gear...a tattered harness with ports down the back for insertion of Compound Z bulbs. I kinda wonder if they planned a typical rotted, gory zombie but pulled back when they realized that wouldn't fly on toy shelves. Part of me thinks the whole Compound Z thing was an afterthought, as was the odd bluish color scheme. It's neat, but I wouldn't doubt if the Hasbro designers were gonna make this your typical shambling reanimated corpse, but decided this more kid-friendly, mutated "living" zombie type would be better. You can see mottled flesh and festering boils, as well as exposed muscle tissue and even some bone. Veins pop out as well. I would love to hear some behind-the-scenes details or stories on this figure's creation and see if my assumptions are correct!





If you remove the web gear, you can see a big ol' Cobra insignia on the jumpsuit chest. There are also smaller Cobra symbols on the upper arms, but you can see them clearly without taking the gear off. My only gripe, sculpturally, is the decay pattern on the head...part of me wishes it was more generic so if you troop build, they don't all look the same. That was the problem with the old Toxo-Zombie. At least only part of the head stands out. Eh, oh well. If we hadn't gotten all those accessories, maybe alternate heads would have been sweet to have, but I'd rather the other parts and gear. 





You get a Compound Z bulb which is a blue container with a hose attached to it. This plugs into one of the four ports on the back of the harness and into the back of the containment helmet. The helmet has three small holes on the back near the base of the skull area. Interesting how it is referred to as a "containment helmet". Can we assume Compound Z is a gas and is forcefully administered into the helmet? I guess that means that if it goes airborne, we're all screwed! Maybe the fumes, or whatever, disperse quickly and need to be directly fed into the test subject. I would assume the effects of the gas a permanent? Eh?! Ooh, almost forgot to point out that the skin of the Zombie Viper on the card art is blue, while the actual toy is grey with blue highlights. Hmmm...interesting. 





On the prototype images, we saw a figure with multiple Compound Z bulbs attached...obviously, there's room for four (but only three helmet holes...d'oh!). I guess this was a cost cutting measure. The figure is still great as is, but if you wanna achieve that effect, you can do so if you decided to troop build as I have! Looks more bad-ass, if you ask me. Another note about the prototype...no blue highlights on the skin, and the jumpsuit was a much darker green as opposed to the faded military fatigues the actual product now has.  Funny how things change from their original conception. 






Last thing to talk about in terms of accessories are the alternate arms. Yep, Zombie Viper's lower arms can pop off and be replaced with these big tentacles! The little bits of tattered sleeves are separate pieces, so watch you don't loose 'em. Just replace the normal humanoid hands with the big mutated one. Presto! Mutated zombie! I guess we have to assume this zombie is indeed "alive", since I don't think dead matter could grow...unless Compound Z is magic juice or something. This thing reminds me of something outta the Resident Evil franchise. I'm not a huge gamer, but did play the first three or so games (or watched someone else do it). Didn't the T-Virus have different stages or something? Eh, can't remember...I dunno for sure. Anyway, with the weird helmet and the tentacles, this guy reminds me of a Resident Evil foe. I like to image that the more Compound Z a subject gets exposed to, the more mutated the Zombie Viper becomes. Neat! I wonder what a "final stage" Zombie Viper may look like!


You can see the arm and hands are sculpted to look elongated as if morphing into long tendrils...the skin on the arms seems to pull and tear as if dead and no longer able to contain the now mutated musculature beneath. Cool! The tips of the fingers turned tendrils resemble the ends of squid tentacles. Further proof of the inhuman mutative properties of the mysterious Compound Z.

One other piece of gear mentioned on the file is barbed wire. Barbed wire? We don't get barbed wire with the figure. I know several past figures came with a small coil of barbed wire, but not this one. Maybe it was planned, but cut out as another cost cutting measure, but never omitted on the filecard. Hmph! Eh...I can live with it. 

Now that I covered the Zombie Viper figure as is, I can elaborate on him. As you now know, the toy has the removeable web gear. It kinda ticked me off initially that the jumpsuit had the various Cobra sigils in it. This ruined the possibility of being able to make the character a non-Cobra agent. However...add some gear and accessories from other G.I. Joes and you get some very nice possibilities! Behold!




The arm insignias can be sort of overlooked, but you can cover up the chest insignia with web gear or armor from other Joes as well as add hats, helmets or other gear. Nice.





You can also pull the ol' head swap routine and make zombified versions of your favorite (or most hated) Joe and Cobra characters! You kinda gotta pick characters with no exposed skin...otherwise they'd look funny. Hey, quick, paintless customs! That's my bag, baby. 


......c'mon...you always knew Cobra Commander was secretly a zombie under that helmet, right?!


I had these toys for a good week or two before I posted this...I screwed around and played with 'em somethin' fierce before I talked about them here. These are really fun figures. I could just imagine all kinds of cool play scenarios. Man, how I wish I had these as a kid! 

Here's my little zombie laboratory scenario. Obviously, Dr. Mindbender's involved...since he's Cobra's resident mad scientist. Those other guys are Hazard Vipers. They were released a few waves earlier as sort of heralds to the coming Zombie Viper figures...they came with cases of blue bio-hazard canisters as well as backpacks that squirted water ("Compund Z"). The mysterious compound was even referenced on the Hazard Viper file card.






I don't imagine the Joe-verse zombies as being flesh-eaters...just violent as all Hell. There is never any mention of typical flesh eating on the Zombie Viper filecard, anyway. I also don't picture the usual zombie plague with these guys. I see Compound Z as being needed to be directed forced into a human to turn them. I don't really see any viral infection in regards to the Joe-verse zombies. I also imagine the process can be reversed as long as the subjects mind and body are not "too far gone". Hey, it's G.I. Joe! I was raised on the classic "quick fix" problems on the 80s 'toon. So sue me for being cheezy!





I don't really see the Zombie Vipers as proficient with weapons like guns...they are feral, close combat troops. I don't suppose they'd talk or anything like that either...hey, the are essentially mindless, after all. I kinda see 'em like the fleshy version of the Cobra B.A.T.s (battle android troopers), which were humanoid robots, cheaply made and essentially "machine guns on legs" that just fired upon friend and foe alike...completely unreasonable. I imagine the Zombie Vipers as being shipped in to clear out enemies in tight spots or bat cleanup in certain combat zones.









I kinda wonder if Compound Z, being the mysterious substance that is is, is just blue Kool-Aid. I picture the whole Zombie-Viper program as being orchestrated by Dr. Mindbender as some high-end mind control experiment and the supposed "compound" is really a placebo. Imagine if Mindbender wanted to prove that the human mind was indeed quite powerful, and that the test subjects actually willed their bodies into becoming these "zombies" just because they though the compound was real. Hmmm...a real "thinker", eh?


I also like to imagine another fanfic scenario where Compound Z is actually derived from Cobra-La mutation spores. Ever see the 80s animated movie? You'll know what I'm talking about if you did or do see it. I know most fans hate the animated stuff in general, but it would be a neat concept!





It's too bad the Zombie Viper figure seemed to have a very stunted release. So hard to find! Hopefully we'll get a re-release of some kind after the new movie toys had their stay. Maybe we'll even get a modified version in the future! I kinda wish they'd have gone with a zombie-themed subset in the G.I. Joe line...kinda how the did that stuff for the Pursuit of Cobra figures not too long ago...the jungle, desert, arctic, and urban themes. Wouldn't it have been cool to see a G.I. Joe biological threat task force or something to that effect? 


At any rate, the figure was worth the wait...and arguably the extra cost. Oh, who am I kiddin'? It wasn't worth the extra cost. Joe figures are already expensive! Still, I loves me some Zombie Viper.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

COBRA TROOPER



Every good guy needs a bad guy to fight. G.I. Joe is no different. Back in the olden days with the twelve inchers...G.I. Joe never really had an enemy to face off against. Sure, when the property evolved into Adventure Team, Super Joe and what not...they got weird enemies...but the 80s 3 3/4 inch era gave us what most fans see as the first real opposing force to the G.I. Joe team. That evil force: COBRA! The Cobra trooper was and still is the backbone of the nameless, faceless legions. These guys are the bottom of the barrel infantry men for the Cobra organization. Simple, yet iconic design. Sure, Cobra eventually got all kindsa fancy specialized troops and all that, but this guy remains the true grunt of the Cobra army. Now, we got a true homage and redo back when the 25th Anniversary guys came out years ago. This Cobra trooper is more or less a more modernized version of said trooper. Still the same basic feel, though!




As far as weaponry goes, these guys get the basic stuff...a rifle, a rocket launcher, a pistol, and a knife. Nothin' too fancy. The knife and pistol have holsters sculpted onto the figure. Not bad.



The only weapon I would consider mildly complicated is the pistol. It has a removeable part. I'm no weapons expert, but it's either a silencer or some kinda barrel extension. The holster has a little loop to hold the loose barrel part...again...pretty nice. The extension holds in fairly snug...but the pistol has a tendency to fall out of the holster...bummer.


The above is a foreign release...I had gotten two from a Canadian dealer. Sometimes action figures have packaging variations for foreign countries...ones that feature text in two or three major languages. Aside from that, this version of the Cobra Trooper came with TWO pistols AND a coil of barbed wire! Ho! Other than that...same figure. I really like the barbed wire. I remember Dusty came with that accessory as well (I think). The filecard is not on the back of that foreign release figure...rather, in the blister bubble are packed three pre-cut file cards in different languages. I no longer care to collect and save the file cards...they tend to build up and take space. Eh, if I ever wanna refer to one...it's internet ahoy for me. I coulda saved 'em for this blog entry, but naw.

I originally was gonna pass on this new Cobra troop figure. I figured that I already had the 25th Anniversary version in multiples, so I didn't need or want this one. I ended up casually reading a review for the Hell of it and decided I then wanted one...well, several...since it was a great, semi-improved and more modern version of the figure. Well, I had seen these guys a lot in stores when I didn't want them...but when I did want 'em...different story! I managed to scrounge up two, before I realized most stores were getting rid of 2011 product. I went to eBay to wrangle at least two more for a total of four...nice troop builder number. There you have it!



My horrible photography skills aside, hopefully you can see the difference in the various versions of the basic Cobra troop. There's the 25th Anniversary version, the Resolute version, and the 30th Anniversary version side by side. The 25th version got reused and redecoed a lot, I know that much...I have several versions. The Resolute one is actually really cool, but I like this new one the best. Captures the old ideal, yet brings it into the modern age ever so nicely!
You know...I coulda bitched about the general quality of my life all week...especially in regards to my filthy, dirty, rotten job...but thankfully I held back. One thing I did wanna talk about was something that happened roughly one week ago...Sunday night, to be exact.

Okay, one of my few friends called me up late to ask if I'd help one of his old friends make a fake movie trailer for a film class. Hell yeah, I'd be up fo' dat! So, I got in the Zackmobile and carted mine and my friend's ass to Wilkes-Barre PA for a late night film shoot. Yeah, I had work the next day, but this was a special occasion. I will not use real names, but this guy was making a trailer or commercial for a fake HBO show or something. It had to do with gangs and drugs and such. I played a shady drug-dealin' type. My friend was the buyer. Used salt for fake drugs...got a sack thrown over my head...ran around outside in the freezing cold until late...all in all...not a bad night.

Monday, got the call again...seems he needed to redo some stuff and get new angles, so me and my friend once again scooted up to Wilkes-Barre. Turned out better, I thought...we actually started earlier, but I was even more tired on Monday night. Almost hate to mention it, but I was starting to nod off while driving home! Not cool. Well, anything else, I woulda passed...but filming and acting...had to tough it out. Now I just gotta wait and see the results (someday). I hope my friend's friend gets a good report...oh, actually I think he said he was still working on filming for the next few weeks...maybe I'll end up an extra?!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

LIFELINE


Here he is...LIFELINE! You can call him "the doctor"...'cause he's always operating! OH!!!

Okay, enough...enough...as I said, this is Lifeline, one of two medics for G.I. Joe...well, unless you count G.I. Jane, but she was for the 12 inchers...oh, and Med-Alert during the DTC era (that's Direct To Consumer). Bah, anyway...both Doc and this guy were the only two medical dudes on the whole Joe roster...so I guess they were pretty busy. This version of Lifeline is pretty damn close to the vintage model...except for some new accessories. New and  plentiful!



First, I'll tell you this...unlike Doc, Lifeline stood out. Let's face it...he's wearing bright red with white and has "rescue" printed on his one leg...hard to freakin' miss! He always had that dorky feel to his character. I never had the vintage toy, but on the cartoon...he just gave that impression. I mean, he's the non-combative guy, after all. Doctors aren't "action"...they ain't cool! Are they? Hmmm...not really...unless you're on the verge of death. I'll always remember his PSA on the 'toon. For those amongst ye who do not know...G.I. Joe always had a little public service announcements at the end of each episode...to teach kids and add educational value to a show about super army men fighting weirdos in masks. These PSAs gave kids real-world tips and advice about...stuff. One topic was health! Lifeline saw some kids in a grocery store going to buy candy bars to replenish their energy after some b-ball (or something). He quickly stopped 'em and advised they choose fruit instead as candy would only provide a quick burst of energy and not really provide real nutrition. Now you know. Oh, but as Lifeline helpfully tosses the kiddies a couple apples form the fruit stand...they munch into 'em WITHOUT PAYING!!! Ooh, how I hate that these days...even as kids, we always laughed and criticized this move...health over honesty. Pay first, eat later...jerks.

Back on topic. Lifeline now has a completely removeable helmet. The old version's was sculpted on. He also now has places to store a knife, a side arm, and his syringe-gun thing. Hmmm...not bad!



Check out that spread o' accessories! The old Lifeline only came with the case, a sidearm, and I think the respirator...but this new one has a butt load of stuff! You get a big stretcher with strap, IV bad and hose, those shocky paddle things (I forget the proper term), and even a big ol' rifle. Huh?! Okay, the sidearm I can see...even the knife...but that rifle? Lifeline's supposed to be a pacifist, isn't he? Maybe the gun actually shoots little needle bullets? Hey, Spirit has a rifle that shoots mini arrows...why not? Imagination is key!

Open up that case and check out the detail! Wow...neat-o! Most of that detail is just sculpted on, but still cool. There's a place to store the IV pouch and even the paddles. They actually fit in snuggly! You can cram the tubes and such in there if you really want.





What's not to love?! Hey, Lifeline may still give off that pansy vibe to some, but he's one of two (or three...or four) medics for the whole Joe team! Aside from inoculations he's gotta heal the wounded on the battlefield. Figures fir nicely on the stretcher. The strap has no real way of tightening down, though, so the figure may slip and slide...a bit...not too much. There's a hole to hold up the IV gear on the head supports. The paddles and air breathing apparatus work out nicely. Neat little accessories.


............HE'S GOT THOSE HANDS THAT HEAL!............

So, in conclusion, Lifeline will always be one of the most iconic and important characters of the G.I. Joe team. He may be a dorky pacifist, but he fights the good fight nonetheless!

Oh, did I mention this figure was part of the final wave of 2011...the "lost wave"? No? Well he was. I paid some eBayer more money for this than it was worth...well, monetarily. Lifeline himself...he's priceless.

Movie Review: RED TAILS

Saw this roughly one week ago. The flick is called Red Tails. I remember seeing a preview for it once, way back when. Kinda looked neat. I don't usually do movies that lack some sort of monster or sci-fi thingie, but once in a while I go catch a realistic movie. Now, I'm no war buff...I'm no WWII expert...I'm not gonna go into the accuracy (although I"m told it's fairly historically accurate)...I'm gonna just give you the gist of what I thought about the movie.

Okay, it's February. That's Black History Month. No surprise the movie was released this month. Red Tails was based off of the Tuskegee Airmen story...eh, look it up...like I said, I'm no history buff (and I hate typing). I didn't really look into the movie too much beforehand. All I knew was something about George Lucas having a bit of trouble trying to get this poor flick released. I just went in to the theatre to see a movie...no heavy thinking beforehand about anything. The previews made it look really cool, so I really wanted to love this movie. Eh, I didn't. It was okaaaaay...I guess. I mean, first thing I noticed was that the opening music and even credits seemed cheap. Looked and sounded almost like a TV show as opposed to a Hollywood movie. I wasn't gonna judge yet, though. The movie actually started out okay. The acting was okay to crappy a times...it depended. The characters were mostly decent. Outside of the main cast, everyone really sucked. Some really really sucked. Special effects were good...at least I thought so...some of the people I went with said they shoulda used real planes and models...eh, whatever. Story...well, without getting too spoilerish...was just okay. Aside from the struggle of the underdog black pilots trying to keep their program afloat, they added some mild struggles for the main characters, but nothing huge and epic. No major drama like you'd expect in a big budget flick. I dunno...seemed like this was a made-for-TV movie or a direct-to-video release put up on the big screen for the Hell of it. Eh...what else can I say? Well, lots...but I'm typing, not talking. Sorry! Hey, I'm trying my best...this is my FIRST movie review on this blog!

Bottom line: Red Tails could have been something great, but was only mediocre at best. Man, it coulda been so much more! They coulda done so much with this topic, with this story. I actually really ended up liking a lot of the characters, and wanted to see them in deeper...uh...depth, but no. I mean, the movie was alright, like I said, but it left you feeling underwhelmed. I'm not saying Red Tails was bad, no. ANNNND, I'm not just saying that because I'm trying not to seem generally mean or even racist...I'm just saying that for such a movie, they screwed up.

Red Tails never really quite got off the ground, and will probably never really go down in history for being a great motion picture. I do see it maybe shown in history classes some day, just because.

Solid TIGER MAN MotU KO


The taste of Tony's Frosted Flakes...brings out the tiger in you! And you! Okay, enough of that...it's been a while since I talked about one of my favorite toy subjects...Masters of the Universe knock offs! Okay, this guy is based off of a Tiger Man figure only done up in a solid body style. I think I talked about another of these way back when...a Dragoon figure. Anyway, I've seen four sculpts of these types. These guys are made of hard rubber. They may or may not have once had a string or cord run through their noggins to dangle or hang 'em. Kind of like a weird "pseudo-jiggler". I say that since he looks like he could pass for a jiggler, but he's hard and technically doesn't jiggle. Well, there you go...another odd MotU KO...or maybe a bootleg of a knock off...no markings on this guy or his ilk!